“Your gall bladder is inflamed, with over 20 stones, full of fluid, infection, and possibly gangrene.”
He went on to tell me it has been sick for over 10 years; but it was hard to concentrate because I was medicated and he looked like Santa Claus! It turned out he is Santa Claus; and had his picture taken with over 400 children last year…
…and he is married to the surgeon who would perform the operation!
(Yes, I live in a small town. My cousin’s wife is one of the surgical nurses.)
The 35 minute surgery took 2 hours. He told me it was like picking up a baseball with a pair of tweezers. My sister thought I was going to die.
(Spoiler alert – I didn’t.)
I learned a few things along the way:
- Take the medication: They made me drink something to get my bowels to move because the regular medications didn’t have any effect on me. I had a toddler visiting and she noticed the pretty button on the bottom of the bed. She pushed it, and as I went up, so did the medication. But I drank every concoction they prescribed.
- Limit pain killers: A fever forced me to remain in the hospital a second day. My system still was not functioning, even after 4 doses of Milk of Magnesia, stool softeners, and 2 suppositories. The pain killers grind your digestive system to a halt. The second day I stopped taking them. I stayed still and napped as much as possible. When I got home, I took two and went right to sleep.
- Fruit is your friend: I ordered fruit, fruit juice, and fruit pie to try to help my system naturally. At the suggestion of my youngest son, I finally asked for prune juice! Three hours later, my body started working again and I was able to finally go home. I continued drinking prune juice, (gag), until I no longer needed the pain killers.
- Keep your sense of humor: 1) Before they rolled me off for surgery, they asked my birthday. I subtracted 20 years. My oldest son quipped, “Yeah, she was 5 when I was born.” 2) I told my regular doctor that the 20 stones each weighed a pound. I wasn’t really overweight…it was the stones.
- Eat: I ordered a salmon sandwich and it tasted like Spam. My daughter-in-law kept pushing me to eat one more bite. When my husband came on his lunch hour, he bought the salmon sandwich. I sent her a text, “David bought the Spam sandwich!” She replied with emoticons of chicken leg = something brown = house. When I asked her about the “no bake cookies,” she explained: food = poop = going home.
- Walk: My first walk was short and slow. My second walk was longer and I passed two older men. They seemed to speed up. I don’t know if it was from competition or they were hoping my gown would fly open!
- Nap: Our hospital has a quiet time when they ask visitors to leave. Since you are going to be awakened throughout the night, it’s a good idea to sleep when you can during the day. Rest is the best prescription.
- Get all of the prescriptions: I had been home over the weekend when the pharmacy called to say my meds were ready. I didn’t recognize the name of the doctor and called the clinic. It turned out the infection was antibiotic resistant. They tried two different antibiotics in the hospital, but when the final blood test results came back, they realized it would take a different one to kill it.
- Accept help: My family and church members brought over meals. That took the pressure off of my husband who was waiting on me hand and foot. (Those were his words, not mine.)
- Stop: Don’t do any regular activities until the doctor releases you. Delegate anything and everything. I wanted to post to this blog the day I got my stitches out, but the doctor restricted me to the couch for another week. Take it slow.
The best way to save on surgery is to have an outpatient procedure. That means you have to take care of things right away. Don’t wait until it is infected and an emergency situation.
If that is not an option…
DO WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERS!
Your goal is to go home as soon as possible.
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